Street Trash (1987)
[7] Street Trash is grade-A schlock, precisely the kind of movie that would make your mama cry if she knew you were watching it. An unwitting liquor store owner discovers an old crate of booze and starts selling it to…
RED (2010)
[6] Jean-Luc Godard once said, "All you need for a movie is a girl and a gun." Watching Helen Mirren seize comand of a blazing Gatling gun, I think Godard may be onto something. REDÂ isn't terribly original or surprising, but…
Mommie Dearest (1981)
[7] Mommie Dearest is something else. I can't tell if it's trying to be an earnest expose on the turbulent home life of legendary star Joan Crawford and her adopted daughter, Christina, or if the dark comedy and camp value were intentional.…
Hot Rod (2007)
[4] Saturday Night Live's Andy Samberg stars in this comedy about an aspiring stunt man trying to raise money for his step-father's heart transplant. I like Samberg, but he isn't quite charismatic or funny enough to carry this particular movie…
Miracle on 34th Street (1947)
[4] A man named Kris Kringle (Edmund Gwenn) steps in to replace a drunken Santa in Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, and does such a good job that Macy's then hires him to play Santa in their stores during the holiday season.…
Splendor (1999)
[5] A young woman (Kathleen Robertson) starts dating two different men, a writer and a drummer (Johnathon Schaech and Matt Keeslar), and can't give one up, so she invites them to be a threesome. And it works until she falls…
Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising (2016)
[4] The old fraternity house next door to Seth Rogen and Rose Byrne has moved away... but now there's a sorority there -- and the girls are even worse than the boys were. Rogen and Byrne seek out their old…
Quartet (2012)
[5] Dustin Hoffman directs this tepid comedy/drama based on Ronald Harwood's play about geriatrics putting on a concert at a home for retired muscians. Maggie Smith stars as the facility's newest resident. She's nervous about seeing an old flame (Tom Courtenay)…
Now You See Me 2 (2016)
[4] Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson, Mark Ruffalo, Dave Franco, Morgan Freeman, and Michael Caine all return for another game of magicians playing cat and mouse. (Isla Fisher is noticeably replaced with a new character played by Lizzy Caplan.) I enjoyed…
The Boss (2016)
[3] And if you look out your window at the Isle of Misfit Movies, you might catch a glimpse of The Boss, an alleged comedy from 2016 starring Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Bell, and Peter Dinklage. McCarthy stars as a crude…