The Capture of Bigfoot (1979)

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A business man tries to capitalize on a town’s frequent Bigfoot sightings by capturing the creature for his own tourist attraction. This would be an awesome movie if it were 1979 and you’d never seen a movie before. Bigfoot is a big white fluffy thing that howls like a cat in heat. The music is the equivalent of Tangerine Dream throwing up. Plus, if you’re going to have a snowman, it has to be in the Himalayas. I have to lay down that one ground rule. Okay, I’ve officially spent way too much time criticizing this movie, cause it’s so not worth the time.
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